Shark Bait

Ok, so I've finally gotten around to putting the finishing touches to Valkerie/Vendetta numeral II:




Haven't really thought of any more names for Valks' yet, but I'm hatching a plan to construct a few scrath built Marauder styl-y bombers for (hopefully) an apocalypse style game at some point - I think I shall name one Enola Gay and hope for similar results to those that the original produced...

I RETURN, FEAR ME!

GREETINGS MINIONS!

Still realing from the job thing I present you with an interesting quote from philosoraptor:



Hmm: an interesting one, I have to admit.

Moving swiftly on, here is one of the new additions, his name is Mick:


The rest are still in the works but will be availible for viewing on thursday.

That'll do pig.
That'll do.

Seriously!

I mean, i'm i the only one left alive!? If thats the case i'm happier that way. You guys were dicks.
But if your still alive, heres a reminder that theres alot of good scenery out there at the moment.
Mainly i think we need small over. So these are the main ones i pulled to look at.

Forward comrades!

Welcome back!
Heres some ideas for a board and scenery. All the way from the pages of history.
Its war ravaged Starlingrad!












I know its not exactly a exact blueprint but it gives you an idea of the theme.
Keep it unreal!

i love it.

Who said learning wasn't fun?

This is an actual announcement taken from the university of liverpool's volunteer system:

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The University of Liverpool does not condone the excessive use of alcohol.

The pin up girls for the next valkyries

Enjoy :)

Insanity is ever so close, just the tiniest push in the wrong direction and you're entire illusion of an ordered world will collapse around your head.

Reminded me of your drawings wig :)

My army of mutant midgets grows slowly but surely...

Burning passion

One slightly burnt meltagun :)

WATCH!

The best video I've seen since "On A Boat"

Just becoz I love you both so very much...

Wiggy, just because I thought you'd like it, I have dirtied up Belle's engines somewhat so here's the photos for you to mock :)
Enjoy!

Enjoy

Maverick

Jons Helmet

Check it out!

March of the custard elephants

Company command:
Bolt Gun, Mortar, Vox-caster, carapace armour, Officer of the fleet

Veteran squad one:
Auto cannon, Vox-caster,

Veteran squad two:
Auto cannon, Vox-caster,

Ratling squad:
Sniper rifles

Vendetta:
three times twin linked lascannnons

Chimera:
two times heavy bolters


Dude, i think this force could work well with mine. We would still have the anti armour and with the company command you're able to issue an order to each of the squads a turn.

Much peace and love n fairydust x

Jon! hold my hand it's getting dark

captain: 120pts

combi-flamer, power sword, power armour, iron halo

10 man tactical squad: 175

flamer, plasma cannon


dreadnought: 125
plasma cannon, twin-linked autocannon



5 man scout squad: 75ts
sniper rifles




I think with my love for plasma cannons i should have done a dark angles chapter

I think it might be done

Cpt. B. Olmos (Hotdog) and Lt. S. Witwer (Crashdown) flying 'Belle'.Never could do faces, but i think it looks alrite.

Oi, BITCH!

HQ
Lord Commisar 70
Carapace Armour 10
Power Weapon 10
Plasma Pistol 10
Melta Bombs 5

Troops
Veteran Squad 70

Elites
Storm Troopers 85
5x Troopers 80
2x meltaguns 20

Fast Attack
Vendetta 130
Heavy Bolters 10


There you go Paul, One any armour guard army for 500pts. Enjoy.

http://www.noseart.ch/PinUps.htm

VIDEOS!

RAILGUNS AND A CRAZY AMERICAN
Pretty :)

Attempting a number 2.

The world is a tiny hair stuck in the eye of an infinite Hamster. Do you really think any of this matters?

Fock me its taken me a while to get this done, 1000pts..... I think?!

Heavy

X3 Broadsides 210pts
Twin linked missle launchers and of course twin linked rail guns. (per model)

X2 Sniper Team 160pts
HO-LEE SHIT. Rail Rifiles!

Core

X3 Fire warrior teams 411pts
Pulse rifles all round, an extra markerlight in 2 squads with a Shas'Ui team leader per squad. oh and a phonton grenade.

HQ

Crisis Shas'Vre (Bodyguard) 52pts
Multi tracker, Twin linked Burst cannons. Simple.

Crisis Shas'Vre (Bodyguard) 61pts
Hard wired multi tracker, Cylic Ion Blaster, Twin Linked Flamers.

Crisis Shas'O (Monster Murding Mechanical Bastard) 106pts
Hard Wired Multi tracker, Twin linked fusion blasters and a burst cannon.

HQ Total 219pts


Overall total 1000pts
Bring the pain.

I am in no way bored

Attempt number two!

Why hello,
Fancy seeing you here. Or not as the case may be...

Anyway, been experimenting with my army list and considering that even though a 1000pts is quite a few points, its still not really enough to enjoy the luxury of masses of expensive wargear so I stripped down all the squads to the bare minimum to see how much plain fire power I could fit in.

Total Point Cost 1000
Section Unit Specific model Wargear Points
HQ
Company Command Squad 50
Autocannon Team 10
Master of Ordanance 30
Two Bodyguards 30

Troops
Infantry Platoon
Platoon Command Squad 30
Infantry Squad 50
Infantry Squad 50
Infantry Squad 50
Infantry Squad 50
Heavy Weapons Squad 60
Heavy Bolter 5
Heavy Bolter 5
Heavy Bolter 5
Heavy Weapons Squad 60
Heavy Bolter 5
Heavy Bolter 5
Heavy Bolter 5
Heavy Weapons Squad 60
Heavy Bolter 5
Heavy Bolter 5
Heavy Bolter 5
Heavy Weapons Squad 60
Heavy Bolter 5
Heavy Bolter 5
Heavy Bolter 5

Veteran Squad 70

Fast Attack
Valkyrie Assault Carrier Squadron
Valkyrie 100
Heavy Bolter Sponsons 10
Mulitple Rocket Pods 30
Valkyrie 100
Heavy Bolter Sponsons 10
Mulitple Rocket Pods 30


Nothing fancy, I've excluded the astropath and officer of the fleet for the simple reason that they'd be more suited to a larger game with more reliance on reserves than a smaller game with mostly set peice formations. The units that are going to deep strike from their side aren't going to be much more than a vastly outnumbered/outgunned attempt at a flanking manouver and by the 5th turn they arrive automatically whether the officer of the fleet is there or not. A bit of a waste of 30pts in this situation.

Vice versa, since the only units that are deepstriking now are my valkyries theres not really much point in using the astropath, since they'll arrive together (they're in the same squadron) and it doesn't really matter what turn they arrive on.
Stormtroopers aren't making an appearance, their weapons are for killing heavy infantry not swarms and that makes them a bit of an extravagance, which is a shame coz I like them :(!

No hydra, just a second valkyrie, and two more heavy weapons teams making that now 48 heavy bolter rounds per turn if both valkyries stay in close proximity to the heavy squads.

And finally, its bang on 1000pts so I don't need a borrowed point, woo!

Suggestions welcome.
Peace in the middle east brothers.

I Got the cake!

Yeah! Piss off you fucking, portal testing, singing, computer, murdering bitch!

1001pts of bring it one bitches

'Sup ma home boiz,

Here is the list that I've come up with, can someone lend me a point? If there’s not one going spare then I'll just take off one of the bolt pistols.

Total Point Cost	1001
Section	Unit	Specific model	Wargear	Points
HQ
	Company Command Squad			50
			Carapace Armour	20
			Regimental Standard	15
		Company Commander		-
			Bolt pistol	2
		Astropath		30
		Master of Ordnance		30
		Officer of the Fleet		30
		Bodyguard		15
		Bodyguard		15
Elites
	Storm Trooper Squad			85
		Five Extra Trooper		80
Troops
	Infantry Platoon I
	Platoon Command Squad			30
		Platoon Commander		-
			Bolt Pistol	2
	Infantry Squad			50
	Infantry Squad			50
	Infantry Platoon II
	Platoon Command Squad			30
		Platoon Commander		-
			Bolt Pistol	2
	Infantry Squad			50
	Infantry Squad			50
	Heavy Weapons Squad			60
			Heavy Bolter	5
			Heavy Bolter	5
			Heavy Bolter	5
	Heavy Weapons Squad			60
			Heavy Bolter	5
			Heavy Bolter	5
			Heavy Bolter	5
Fast Attack
	Valkyrie Assault Carrier Squadron
		Valkyrie		100
			Multiple Rocket pods	30
			Heavy Bolter Sponsons	10
Heavy Support
	Hydra Battery
		Hydra Flak Tank		75

Anyway, my justifications:

• The command squad isn’t compulsory, but useful because of the orders and also the characters you get with (Master of Ordnance, Astropath, Officer of the Fleet, Body Guards...) probably worth the points cost.
• The storm troopers are still on my favourites until they perform a spectacular screw up and considering the reduced gun range, its possible that they may soon screw up but what the hell, i'm taking them for "shock and awe" reasons.
• Lots of heavy bolters, I'm aiming for the troops and some of the heavier infantry as my main target; two heavy weapon support squads.
• The nominal troop, 40 of them, should provide enough of a firing line/meat shield and with the orders pouring out of the 3 command teams I've got then they should prove to be a pretty mean bunch before they all get eaten/lacerated to death.
• The Valkyrie is for moving the heavy weapons teams into an awquard position for any 'nid troops and from which point I can place the valkyrie behind the teams and use the sponson mounted heavy bolters, multi laser and multiple rocket pods, which means in a small concentrated there are 8 heavy bolters (24 shots per turn, I don't have enough dice), 3 multi laser shots and 2 large blast template anti-light-infantry rocket launchers. Blammo.
• Finally, the Hydra as opposed to a weapons team with autocannons has half a chance of hitting with 8 shots (at 75 pts) compared to half a chance of hitting with 6 shots (at 75pts) and also has a much longer range (72" compared to 48") and a trick that means any fast vehicles moving at flat-out don't get their normal cover saves.

So considering you guys are going to be carrying between you at least 5 lascannon and 3 railgun shots per turn, I think I can safely make my army more of an anti-infantry formation and not miss the heavy stuff.

Comments always welcome.

Almost finished, one last thing...

Some more pictures :) just gotta put call signs on for my pilots and valkyrie number 1 is ready to fly.

A question of Philosophy

Dear sirs,

I had a thought the other day; if I gave each of you a small vial containing a small amount of gooey liquid and told you it was the virus that could cause the Zombie Holocaust a) would you believe me and b) would you open it out of curiousity?

Duhduhduhdurrduh, duhdurdurdurrduh, duhduhduhderrduh, duhduhduhderrrrrrrr

So, its constructed and looks rather stunning, still got to finish off the detailing, work out a way to swap the weapons over and write call signs on the side but its all for another time. Heres some picture in the meantime, i hope you like :)

Still guessing?

come on now ppl, it cant be that hard...?

Can you guess what it is yet?

Please remember to be careful of the electrical boxes.