Our Weekend. Our Future.

I refuse to be beaten by silly stamping ork contraptions.
The only thing i know that can beat me is mocking girls.
Just imagine the ork stompa is being crewed by Fiona and Kay.
Imagine the revenge you could take.
Imagine what it feels like to shoot them both in the face.
Then when you have run out of ammunition.
Too tie the bloody torso's to posts, then hit them until your own knuckles and feet are bleeding.
Leaving you crying on the floor, contemplating whether or not you should go and buy more ammunition for your gun, just so you can do it all over again. *sniffs*
Its the only way i think we'll ever feel like men again. *sniffs and straightens his posture*
Its the only way i can see us punishing that bastard stompa.
Bring the rain mutha fuckers.

More Art

Most of the images show imperial guard guys running away.
The art of Mark Evans.

The art work of Mr. Dan Scott.
Enjoy.

ere yar.

another idea. with another on the way.

HOW NOW BROWN COW

What do you think of the proposed logo?
Answers on a postcard.

Christ

Yes, were all amazed. But where the fuck are you gonna put that in your house.
In fact why is it even camouflaged? Its not like you'd fucking miss it!

A Storm is brewin

Have no fear cpt. Chemical Fire, there be blog on the horizon.
Me and paul both plan to blog the shit out of this sucka come Friday. Not only with pictures of painted models, but after we have visited you in the north we shall publish a full battle report.

I can only apologize for the delay.

ARRRRRR!

OI!

Do you guys ever acctually post on this thing? I'm getting bored of seeing my post as the only one!

Anyway, found a picture that had been bugging me for a while:


I thought these were the tau sniper teams, but turns out they're just Pathfinders with railguns so meh, they look pretty sweet though.

Anyway, I'm looking forward to these bitches; someone please press play and let Flight Of The Valkeries ring out. Bell of lost souls has reported a variant which sports 3 twin-linked lascannons and coming in squadrons of up to 3 at a total point cost of 390pts make them a truely vicious tank hunter unit >:)

I get the feeling that they are trying to make players want to have absolutly enourmous armies to play something like Apocalypse games with. Wig, we're gonna need a room for all this crap....


Gimme something to read bitches!
Later

HAIL TO THE GOD EMPEROR - PURGE THE ALIEN

UNGRATEFUL HUMANS, PAY HEED TO THE FOLLOWING

or don't as the case may be! I thought you'd enjoy a few pictures of 1st platoon of the Cadian 24th Infanty Regiment:

1. Firstly; Commander Lucky McBastard, heroic leader of the defence against the combined renegade Space Marine/Tau assualt at the Battle of Bagot Street

and his command team

the rest of platoon:

On a less pretentious note, I'm really pleased with the heavy weapons team now that they're fully based and scenery-ed:

and finally my growing sniper team, hopefully there'll be some room for them in the new codex listing!

Enjoy, my fellow allies!

P.S - I think this is how Paul's marines should be painted;

Bring forth the awesomeness!

Correct my friends.
This is where we shall plan to destroy the world.
At least a small portion of a miniaturized table top version of the world.
Muhahaha all the same.